A long shot down the barrel of a gun. Trumpets blaring out a lively melody. Scantily clad women gyrating about. It can only mean one thing: Bond. James Bond. The Bond franchise has grossed more than any other movie series save Harry Potter (that’s saying a lot taking in to account Star Wars, Lord of [...]
Archive for February, 2008
This weekend marked a few momentous happenings in the the glitz and glamor of the Hollywood world. Another Paris Hilton movie grossed less than the star’s car is worth…while that might seem like a large sum to most, rest assured her Escalade is only a show-room prototype. Also, we heralded the celluloid circus known as [...]
It was the spring of ’98. I was a young lass of 14 on the cusp of discovering new uses for hormones and cleavage. Ninth grade was drawing to a close and with that a year of revelations on the subject of teenage liberation. I was looking for a place to channel what I define [...]
Good morning boys and girls. Today’s lesson is extra special. It has come to my attention that some of you are unfamiliar with the wold of The Blog. No fear, I too was once like you. I believed these little guys were only good for spewing out the angst of a fifteen year old mind [...]
I’ve realized lately that the best way to express a controversial opinion is not an outright attack. It seems every time someone in the media lets a little too much of their own views leek out into a report, the wolves come a running. Take MSNBC’s David Shuster for instance.
Ok-lets talk about a little phenomenon I call “The Emperor’s New Clothes”. We’ve all heard the story from baby-hood. King gets new clothes, said clothes don’t really exist, nobody wants to tell him he has no clothes for fear of looking dense, and it goes on. I think this little parable fits nicely into movie [...]
Well, this is it. The thing I have avoided and mocked since the beginning of blogdom. A blog. My blog. This blog promises to un-inspire and un-activate. I hope it to be nothing more than the ramblings of an un-informed mind. That’s a lot of un’s. I like a lot of things. Not one thing [...]