Just a thought…have you ever wondered why ducks fly south for the winter? Well, after giving the matter much thought I deduced that it must be some kind of Mexican/duck conspiracy. Think about it; the little quackers that sit so idly in our ponds all summer are just spies for our “amigos” down south. They’re [...]

I have a long running policy about posting personal randomness. I don’t want “The Duck” to turn into my own internet diary. In short, I don’t want to be the cause of endless dollars in therapy bills and crying in the fetal position. But indulge me for a moment while I relate a personal tale [...]