Its a rather interesting thing, all this “coolness” running around. Have you ever stopped to think about “cool”? Its a pretty silly concept, it you ask me. I’ll tell you what I’m driving at. I’m not a really “cool” person. I didn’t listen to my first real “with it” band until I was in the [...]

Have you guys ever read “Heloise”? She writes a column in most daily newspapers…dated 1957-1996. Her articles are chock full of “helpful hints” on how to deal with household mishaps. Well, she may think she’s got everything figured out…but I know I do. So hold on to your hats ladies and monkey-men. Here comes: Robynn’s [...]

Its 11:12 at night. I’m tired. And I’ve had a lot of sugar today. Needless to say my blood sugar levels are really low and I’ve now been transformed into a pile of goo on the couch. In my lack of movement I had an old memory come to mind. Once, when I was in [...]

Hahahaha! Bush is a monkey! Its SOOOOO funny! That’s completly inappropriate. And racist. I think we should have this cartoonist fired. Then we can truly live in a society free of speech.

Ok. Its been really serious around here lately. City Council blow-outs, scary movies, Sean Penn. I think its time for pure frivolity. But Nancy Pelosi was unavailable. So I’ll do my best alone. Have you ever wondered why fighting The Man is a good thing, but so is being The Man? If you’re The Man, [...]

I’ve lived a rather quiet life. I’ve had people yell at me and I’ve yelled back, but for the most part, I feel I’ve been pretty non-confrontational. Until tonight. We’re still fighting that ridiculous Provo City rezoning issue. They want to make it illegal for us to rent out our basement. So Dan and I [...]