I wish Paris Hilton would get it.

Oh man. I love comment boards. Or rather, I hate them. But sometimes the things people post are just too stupid not to share. So KSL-Utah’s conglomerate news monopoly, ran an article on its website a minute ago about the swine flu out-break. The article talked about how WHO is raising the epidemic to a [...]

A friend and I were talking the other day and he asked me if I could remember a time before “The Simpsons”.  I was six when the first shorts ran on the Tracy Ullman Show back in 1989, but I really don’t have any cognizant memory of my life before Homer, Marge, Bart, and the [...]

Last night I watched the movie “Knocked Up”. I love this movie. I’ve probably watched at least 5 times in the last three months. Its hilarious. Right before I started “Knocked Up” Dan was watching a movie called “The Punisher”. I told him it had way too much bad language in it and wish he’d [...]

Do you remember bagels? The circular little snack that was such a hit there in the 90s? I sure didn’t. Until I acquired a bag of these carb-crazy crafties and have now consumed two in an hour. Yum The history of bagels is fascinating. With no Wiki consultation I’m just guessing that bagels first came [...]

What a title! I love it! I love exclamation points! Weeeee! K-before my white-coated friends take me off, I had a random thought…as usual. So, there’s been a lot of pirate talk these days. I don’t know if any of you saw it but a U.S. ship was hijacked yesterday and taken over by our [...]

Ok, the cat’s out of the bag. I’m knocked up. To put it one way. To put it another way, who the hell thought this would be a good idea?? Really. Oh, yeah. Me. Bleh. So I’ve been thinking in my current state of eat-and-puke, how does Darwinism fit into all this child bearing shiz? [...]