Fellow Duckduckians! The long awaited day is almost here! The day when I head to the doctors to have the sex of my unborn child determined…in a battle to the death! If I’m correct in assuming how this works, we go into the office, they waved a magic wand over my gullet, and the doctor [...]

All right Mr. Jobs. I’m on to you. Don’t try to “front”, as the kids say. I know you bought off those doctors and landed yourself on the top of the liver-getting list. How do I know? Because I can smell a rat. First, you introduce us to the iPod. Clever. “Oh, the world needs [...]

Hi! I’m sure you’ve all heard by now, maybe a few too many times, that I recently applied to work for The Onion. I have no illusions that I will be chosen to write for the sacred mother ship, but it was a fun process non-the-less to come up with ten Oniony headlines. So, in [...]

I’ve been married to Dan now for a year and a half. In that time, I’ve learned not only to love and appreciate the quirky antics of married life, but I have also started learning the strange and sometimes mind boggling language of the techies. So here’s my dictionary of tech terms as I’ve heard [...]

Well, in an unprecedented fit of boredom…I’ve decided to make mention of a few of my favorite, or least favorite, people or things in the world at present. I’m calling it the Duckduck Awards! Statues may be claimed in person at the Denny’s restaurant down the street in two weeks. WORST JOURNALIST EVER AWARD: This [...]