I hate Wal-mart. But occasionally time and budget mandate a trip to the corporate hell-hole on the hill and off I go. After a few recent trips to WM, I’ve realized an odd and interesting trend in WM shoppers, namely-their names. Everyone at WM has the same naming pattern. Its like they all got together [...]

Most days when I feel the urge to “blog” I sit for a minute on the couch…which is where I sit most days for many hours…and think of a title for a blog post. When I’ve got a title, I then think of how on earth I’m going to write a post centered around the [...]

Well, we’ve all heard the news. By now its been on every major tv station and plastered across every grocery store magazine. I’m talking, of course, about the death of our front lawn, Mr. Grassy-Seed. We loved him, we knew him, and his time was short on this earth; too short. It seems like only [...]

Good job crew! Your votes were tallied and taken to the doctor’s office yesterday. I showed him the results and he made the baby a BOY! It was 7 for boy, 1 for girl, so in a landslide victory our little fetus now has a penis. Its a great day here in the Garfield house. [...]