So, a strange man came to the door yesterday.He was tall and lean and reminded me somewhat of a broom with eyes.  With him he had a small box with a red button in it. I was curious so I let him in. He told me that his red button was a magic button. If [...]

Wow. Am I still pregnant? Really nature? This was your plan all along? Screw you. I’ve decided being pregnant is like waiting inline  at Disneyland to ride Splash Mountain. You’re pretty nervous about the end result, and the wait is long and strewn with animatronic rabbits. Well, maybe not that last part, but you get [...]

There’s a lot in the news these days about health care and who has the best plan. Some go for a public option, some want to keep things private. For me, I’ve finally found a health care model that I believe would work for everyone. After months of careful observation and research, I can safely [...]

The other night I was making jam in the kitchen. Dan came in to keep me company and set up his computer. He commenced in playing a video game called “Call of Duty 5″ where deranged mutant Nazi zombies came at him with numerical force, each meeting his or her demise with a blood curdling [...]