I was going through all my old sent texts yesterday trying to clean out some room on my cell. I came across some texts I had sent that made me laugh really hard because I couldn’t remember the context for them, and on their own they sounded pretty hilarious. I thought, if I laughed, maybe [...]

In a shiny box you came, all steeped with Christmas joy
Upon unveiling tinseled wrap, I felt like a school boy (you find something that rhymes with joy…)
OS X was your…os…and adjusting I had to do
to learn to use your shortcuts, and how to access youtube (does not rhyme)
Your keyboard is all little, it took my [...]