I will win an Oscar some day. Any suggestions on how???? (I’m thinking Best Costume design…because of that play I did the props for in high school…the one with the capes…)

Dan and I have a running joke about the use of the greeting “aloha” in church. Mostly the joke is about how annoying it it, and how even more annoying it is when they want you to say it back. Speaker: ALOOOHA! Congregation: Aloha Speaker: NO! I SAID ALOOOOOOOOOOOOHA! Congregation: ALOHA And so forth. So [...]

Last week I was at my parents house sorting through some old books and whatnot and I came across a notebook I kept while I was on my mission. On the back cover I had written “Things I want to do in life” with a quaint little list of life dreams and life aspirations. They [...]

Every time you text while driving God kills a kitten.

I cringe every time I here the phrase, “I learned in a documentary…” and then someone tries to teach me something they learned in a documentary. Don’t get me wrong. I LOVE a good documentary and watch them all the time. We just watch one on North Korea the other day that turned my blood [...]