When I was in high school I never left the house without at least a little make-up on and some kind of fixed hair. In college I tried my best to keep up appearances for all the fellas I was watching. On my mission I was homely but well kept. I went to the store [...]

Last night I watched the movie “Knocked Up”. I love this movie. I’ve probably watched at least 5 times in the last three months. Its hilarious. Right before I started “Knocked Up” Dan was watching a movie called “The Punisher”. I told him it had way too much bad language in it and wish he’d [...]

Its 11:12 at night. I’m tired. And I’ve had a lot of sugar today. Needless to say my blood sugar levels are really low and I’ve now been transformed into a pile of goo on the couch. In my lack of movement I had an old memory come to mind. Once, when I was in [...]

Hahahaha! Bush is a monkey! Its SOOOOO funny! That’s completly inappropriate. And racist. I think we should have this cartoonist fired. Then we can truly live in a society free of speech.

I have a long running policy about posting personal randomness. I don’t want “The Duck” to turn into my own internet diary. In short, I don’t want to be the cause of endless dollars in therapy bills and crying in the fetal position. But indulge me for a moment while I relate a personal tale [...]

This one was too good to pass up today. See if you notice the same glaring logical fallacy that I did. “BYU Math Teaching Assistants called BYU police to report a male student who had repeatedly threatened them. The student said he would pull out a female TA’s hair with duct tape and would stab [...]

I know this may seem redundant but I had to post another Police Beat. Enjoy. “A parking officer reported an open container of alcohol in a vehicle near the Harris Fine Arts Center. Upon investigation, police determined the container in question was in fact an empty bottle of maple syrup. “ My question is…Why would [...]

If none of you have ever had the opportunity to attended Brigham Young University then you may be missing out…on what I’m not sure, but something. Every few weeks the school’s paper prints the “Police Beat”, little nuggets of gold that wonderfully expose the school’s “loonyism”. They’re pure gold. You can’t make this stuff up. [...]

This last week I went on a “Dark Night” spree. Tuesday it was the original “Batman” movie with Jack Nicholson. Wednesday it was “Batman Begins”. A week or so ago my husband introduced me to a classic cartoon called “Batman Beyond”. So why the sudden surge in winged watchings? With the upcoming Batman release and [...]

The word “stripper” is being thrown around a lot lately. First it was the headline making news that an American Idol finalist worked as a “man of the night” at an Arizona strip club. *gasp*. Then we were all taken by surprise when New York Governor Elliot Spitzer had his exploits with a call girl [...]