We’ve all had our run-ins with famous people. I don’t know why it is I can remember every celebrity enounter I’ve had but can’t remember a single meeting with anyone one from any of my classes at BYU. So, in the tradition of self-indulgence, I will share with you some of my most memorable “famous [...]
Have you guys ever read “Heloise”? She writes a column in most daily newspapers…dated 1957-1996. Her articles are chock full of “helpful hints” on how to deal with household mishaps. Well, she may think she’s got everything figured out…but I know I do. So hold on to your hats ladies and monkey-men. Here comes: Robynn’s [...]
Ok. Its been really serious around here lately. City Council blow-outs, scary movies, Sean Penn. I think its time for pure frivolity. But Nancy Pelosi was unavailable. So I’ll do my best alone. Have you ever wondered why fighting The Man is a good thing, but so is being The Man? If you’re The Man, [...]
OMG WTF!!!!! I just saw something that has officially short circuited my brain. I am in awe-ness of what I have witnessed. WHAAAAAA!!! So I’m on a hike with the dog up Rock Canyon and we’re plugging along, doin our thang when I hear a loud WHOOOSH. Dog gets all dog like and scared and [...]
Well, another year has come and gone and with it a lots of fond memories. America’s first Hawaiian president was elected. Big auto execs took the bus for the first time. And here at the Garfield home, well, we spent the year in style as usual. Here’s a run down of our year: January: We [...]
So this week Dan and I decided to re-visit one of my absoluter favorite franchises. No, not Chuck-e-Cheeses, although that’s up there. I’m talking about the TERMINATOR movies. And I’m definitely NOT talking about that new Sarah Connor series. LAME. Anyway, enough with the CAPS. Terminator movies rock. At least the first two did. These [...]
Well, its been a while since my last post. Mostly because I have the most amazing post to…post but I can’t get pics to upload to my blog at present. So while we wait for the awesomeness of the post to come, might I regalled you all with a few antidotes from my workplace. I [...]
Just a thought…have you ever wondered why ducks fly south for the winter? Well, after giving the matter much thought I deduced that it must be some kind of Mexican/duck conspiracy. Think about it; the little quackers that sit so idly in our ponds all summer are just spies for our “amigos” down south. They’re [...]
Isn’t October wonderful? When else can we all revert back to childhood and be kids again? (Answer: every day if one plays enough Mad Dog Macree…that was one awesome Atari game.) Halloween time is a great chance to dress up like something crazy, or in the words of Mean Girls “dress like a hooker” and [...]
Good morning duck readers. In light of recent economic events, I’ve decided to release my top secret “Operation: Duckonomics” plan. This sure-fire strategy to pulling our nation out of the current “slump” is…sure…fire (I was in trouble about two words into that sentence). So pull up a chair, grab your slide rule and abacus, because [...]