Archive for the 'Total Coolness' Category

The Duck’s Financial Plan

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Good morning duck readers. In light of recent economic events, I’ve decided to release my top secret “Operation: Duckonomics” plan. This sure-fire strategy to pulling our nation out of the current “slump” is…sure…fire (I was in trouble about two words into that sentence). So pull up a chair, grab your slide rule and abacus, because [...]

Battlestar Gallactica: A Love-Hate Relationship

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

Hmmmm. I’ve been debating about a BSG post for a while. This little show has become somewhat of a bane on my existence lately, but not for the reasons you might think. Let me explain. (oh, there might be a…what’s it called? Yes, a spoiler alert.) It started with bang The first season I was [...]

Simma Down Now

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Whew! I was ANGRY in that last post. That’s what all the CAPS were for. Now that I have a minute to step back and smell the gasoline I think maybe our country could benefit from the recent oil price hikes. Here’s why…in 3 easy to follow bullet points. A Call for Reformation For years [...]

What a Trip

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Hi all. Today’s entry is a little different from the usual format. First off the subject matter isn’t the fluff you’re used to. Sorry. Second, today marks the first in what hopes to be a series of podcasts from Duck Duck. So sit back, put your feet up, and listen to the sweet sound of [...]

Dreams of NES

Monday, April 7th, 2008

We all remember that day. Pulling the large, gray consul out of the box, plugging it in, and beginning life as a “Mario” devotee. Ah, those were the days. Before there were Halo 1,2, or 3, before Wii’s and Cubes and Boxes, there was The Original Nintendo. But we didn’t call it original back then. [...]

The Battle of the Bonds

Friday, February 29th, 2008

A long shot down the barrel of a gun. Trumpets blaring out a lively melody. Scantily clad women gyrating about. It can only mean one thing: Bond. James Bond. The Bond franchise has grossed more than any other movie series save Harry Potter (that’s saying a lot taking in to account Star Wars, Lord of [...]

Here I am Worm…I Mean World

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Well, this is it. The thing I have avoided and mocked since the beginning of blogdom. A blog. My blog. This blog promises to un-inspire and un-activate. I hope it to be nothing more than the ramblings of an un-informed mind. That’s a lot of un’s. I like a lot of things. Not one thing [...]