A few weeks ago I was sauntering down Provo Center Street, or as I like to call it “Rue de MLM and Homeless Men”. As I approached University Ave and Center Street what to my wondering eyes should appear but a tea-party rally, and eight tiny reindeer (k-not that last part, but I had to [...]
So…a few weeks ago I was browsing at my local Target store and came across a t-shirt that piqued my interest. You see, I love being a mom, but I was feeling, on that particular day, a bit overly puked on, underly slept, and over-all like the most un-edgy person on the face of Mother [...]
when I pass a car that’s broken down on the side of the road. But then I pretend like I’m in a road rally and think “Haha! I’m winning!”.
Ok…just…give me a minute to stop laughing at myself over that title….ohhhhh man. Tail of woe. Cuz….the dog has a tail! I kill me. Anyway, with the birth of our baby has come what may be the death of our dog…’s time at our house. This is, of course, causing me some great anguish. You [...]
I’m going to make pajamas for the asians. I will call them…Japamas….or….Pajapanese. Now I just need a good business model to show off my creations…..anyone know an available Japanese one?
George Washington summed up pretty much everything I feel about politics in his farewell address. Here’s a quote: “However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the [...]
(The Academy would like to thank Dan for making this post possible…)
To Dan and friends: You no longer need to surf the web. I’ve created the above headline for you to cut and paste every time you want to post something in reader. It’ll save you the time posting the same damn article every day…
Hi little fellow! We’ve had a lot of fun times together. Remember that time you helped us go to war and kill a lot of Germans? Or go to war and kill a lot of Kurds? And then go to war and kill the guy who was killing the Kurds? Those were fun days. We [...]
I came up with this while I was putting Eli down for a nap. Who knew I had a soft, poetic side? I sure didn’t. Eli’s First Poem…By Mom. Little lion legs jab jauntily eyes eat up sights seen above arms arc and find feeling floating free baby belly bounces as giggles grow mouth moves mischievously [...]