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Sex Sells…Or Is It Just The Wings?

Friday, October 10th, 2008

We’ve come a long way since the days of sexism and discrimination. It used to be that women were viewed as mere objects…no brains or substance. But America has moved past that. Now women sit on the Supreme Court, run for president, and discuss the news on prime time TV. And further more–oh wait–I just [...]

PETA Milks the System

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Well, in this crazy world of ours I thought I’d heard it all. But then I found an article in the news today that stopped me in my tracks. It seems PETA (you know those guys) recently sent Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream corp. a letter. In this letter the good folks at PETA suggested [...]

A Worthy Profession

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

I’m a recent college graduate looking for a job. And I think one might have just been shown to me through divine providence. Let me tell you a tale.
A bit ago I was strolling through the local “Target” when fate send a messenger. A small, grey haired British women approached me while I walked down [...]

Waterworld…Its About Time

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Well, folks. Its finally happened. The movie I’ve been waiting to see for years and years has made it across my vantage. And I was not let down. I’m talking, of course, about a little piece of cinematic genius called, “Waterworld”. It was golden.
The reason this movie is so amazing is because its not really [...]

September 11 and Hiking

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

I think we can all remember where we were when we heard the news. I was getting ready for class on one of the first days of my freshman year when my dorm room phone rang. My mom told me to get to a TV or turn on the radio. What I saw has stayed [...]

Convention to Sponsor Group Goat Sacrifice

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

As we all know, the country is locked in the middle of a hot battle to the death. No, Celebrity Death Match has been off the air for some time..I think. I’m talking about the race for the White House. Which should be renamed, The Race for the Texas Man’s Job. Never mind. So now [...]

Good Times: Saved By The Bell

Monday, August 25th, 2008

I’ve had to work recently at unholy hours.  There’s a little TV in my office (cardboard cubicle) and I usually break the erie silence by watching the local morning news. But lately I’ve been deviating from the usual carnage buffet to take in some early 90’s comic genius. Its a little show called “Saved By [...]

College Days: A Retrospective

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Well folks. Its been a while since I’ve last posted and by golly! I’ve been busy. Doing what? You might ask. Let me wax a little personal for a moment.
For the last seven (count ‘em SEVEN) years I’ve been a student at an institute of high learning. My educational career came to a close Friday [...]

What Wonderful Wuzzles they Wuz

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Quick post- Do any of you remember “The Wuzzles”? It was an old Disney cartoon back in the 80’s. It rocked. I liked it mostly for its nonsensical paring up of random animals.
Take Bumblelion. You guessed it; half lion, half bumble bee. And Moosel-not a jewish bread seller, but a half moose/half harp seal. This [...]

Al Bore: Why I Hate This Man

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

I know hate is a strong word. Maybe “greatly dislike”, or “mildly want to mame” would be a better way to put it. Whatever the word, Al Gore ranks high on my list of people that won’t get a spot in my bomb shelter during the apocalypse. Why, you might ask? I shall tell you.
Academy [...]