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OS Zen: A Laywoman’s Perspective

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

Because I have the world’s smartest husband I also have the world’s most up to date programs on my computer. Every few weeks or so all my stuff gets an update. Its great! So a little while ago Dan told me that I needed to try out Ubuntu as an operating system to see what [...]

Vaccinating Your Kids Turns Them Into Horrifying Freaks

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

A recent scientific poll just released posses some pretty incredible findings.  Crusaders like Jenny Macarthy and the Rainbow Water Lady have worked to tirelessly expose government conspiracies to poison our children and add harmful chemicals to our water supply. Now scientists have found actual evidence that links vaccinating your children to later problems with brain [...]

Return With Connor

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

If you want to live…

Cartoons in the Hood

Friday, March 5th, 2010

I was driving in my…ahem…new car (its a relevant detail…no really…it is) yesterday. As I was flipping around the previous owners radio pre-sets I came across a hip hop station. I thought I’d give it a listen and boy! Am I sure glad I did. I listened to a song with the best lyrics i’ve [...]

My Child’s Life Plan

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Well! We have a baby. Yup. Perdy cool. But lets get down to brass tacks shall we?  We’ve got to get this kid going,. His life is already…at least .0004% over and he still doesn’t know whether he wants to be a Princeton man or a Harvard…fairy (he might be gay…hasn’t made a move on [...]

Snippets

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

I was going through all my old sent texts yesterday trying to clean out some room on my cell. I came across some texts I had sent that made me laugh really hard because I couldn’t remember the context for them, and on their own they sounded pretty hilarious. I thought, if I laughed, maybe [...]

My Dell Mini: a Poem

Monday, January 18th, 2010

In a shiny box you came, all steeped with Christmas joy Upon unveiling tinseled wrap, I felt like a school boy (you find something that rhymes with joy…) OS X was your…os…and adjusting I had to do to learn to use your shortcuts, and how to access youtube (does not rhyme) Your keyboard is all [...]

A Baby Story

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Ten days ago Dan and I ushered in an event that has forever changed us. The words “Labor and delivery” had a vague and rather detached significance in my life before I walked through those sliding glass doors at Timpanogos Regional Medical Center. When I left, they meant so much more. At 6am on November [...]

A Few of my Favorite Songs

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

I was just sitting here on a late Thursday night listening to a few of my favorite tunes on the ol’ youtube. I know there’s probably a much more sophisticated way to listen to music…but I like my method because I know how to do it and its easy…so I thought I’d share a few [...]

Think about it:

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Could God create a Stephen Hawking so heavy even He couldn’t lift him? The world will never know. And so the debate between science and religion rages on.