I cringe every time I here the phrase, “I learned in a documentary…” and then someone tries to teach me something they learned in a documentary. Don’t get me wrong. I LOVE a good documentary and watch them all the time. We just watch one on North Korea the other day that turned my blood [...]

There. Now the next time I say “I really love the Indigo Girls” and you say “You know they’re lesbians” I will refer you to this conversation and we can move on.

So I recently watched a video on YouTube about a guy who asked the Internet for a million dollars and some rich guy responded to gave him the mullah. Watch it here. Now if you note, there is no exchange of goods or receipt of anything in return for this millionaire who is dolling out [...]

Poor poor TSA. They have been the butt of so much bad press. Hang on a sec, I have to regain composure from that last little pun… Back. So I’ve been thinking of ways to help out our friends in blue from this apparent PR nightmare. My best idea? They need to tap into the [...]

Back in my dating days I had quite a few experiences that at the time I thought “This is horrifying, but give it a few years and it will make a great story”. Some of those experiences are still to traumatic for retelling (like my one and only date with a member of the BYU [...]

Alright. So I’ve been a mom now for almost a year and surprise surprise! Eli is still alive. While in my single years I would always fret about the possibility of becoming a parent because I had a knack for executing any and all house plants that fell under my jurisdiction. But now that I’ve [...]

I love halloween. Always have, always will. There’s something about being able to dress up as something cool and eat as much candy as I can fit in my open trap. Probably my favorite part of halloween is watching my favorite scary movies during the month of October. I’ve racked up quite a list of [...]

I’ve had a similar dream now about 4 times. It always involves me working as a writer for 30 Rock and being best friends with Tina Fey. Last night’s dream-isode was particularly literal. I was at the NBC studio and all I wanted to do was get a copy of a script I had written into [...]

So I was thinking about it; this whole “Burn a Koran Day” is cool and all but I think it needs to be taken to a new level. I think Florida Pastor Man hasn’t really hit the nail on the head with his making of statements. So with no further ado I hereby declare this [...]

…he’s call it: “Wok the Line” or “A Boy Named Sushi” or “Peking of Fire”