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What Wonderful Wuzzles they Wuz

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Quick post- Do any of you remember “The Wuzzles”? It was an old Disney cartoon back in the 80’s. It rocked. I liked it mostly for its nonsensical paring up of random animals.
Take Bumblelion. You guessed it; half lion, half bumble bee. And Moosel-not a jewish bread seller, but a half moose/half harp seal. This [...]

Al Bore: Why I Hate This Man

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

I know hate is a strong word. Maybe “greatly dislike”, or “mildly want to mame” would be a better way to put it. Whatever the word, Al Gore ranks high on my list of people that won’t get a spot in my bomb shelter during the apocalypse. Why, you might ask? I shall tell you.
Academy [...]

A New Fear

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Loyal readers: it has come to my attention that there is a new horror to fear in America. For years we have all shuddered at our nations homosexual population. “The Gays” were taking over in mass number and with it came a rash of so called “homophobia”. But now we have a new nemesis. And [...]

I AM FED UP!!!!

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

Most of my posts are sardonic little pieces of fluff with no real meaning. But I am ANGRY! So listen up y’all.
We have all been at the mercy for months now of oil investors and high gas prices. I AM DONE BEING THE STOOGE TO THEIR…STOOGE-NESS!!! Its time the American people spoke up. Read the [...]

Why I Hate Running

Monday, June 9th, 2008

This post is not about anything cultural…or is it? This morning I woke up with one goal in mind: to run farther than I ever have independent of any other person. Oh, I’ve been on long runs when other people take me along and motivate me every step. But this was to be My Run.
I [...]

Its a Miracle!!

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

On a recent trip to Disneyland, the most magical place on earth, we found this sign

Holy cheese and crackers Batman!! They’ve finally done it.  Disney Corp has found a way to by-pass God and create their own miracles! For the low low price of a $93 admissions ticket you too can be healed. All your [...]

Microsoft Clearly Favors Clinton

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

It has come to my attention that we have a political bias in our midst! Can you believe it??? Someone has an opinion! And its not Anne Coulter. PWND. So Microsoft Word-a lovely little word processor-apparently has a strong slant for the demo-woman-candidate lady. Yes, that vague reference would be Hillary Clinton.
Now, if you type [...]