Hi little fellow! We’ve had a lot of fun times together. Remember that time you helped us go to war and kill a lot of Germans? Or go to war and kill a lot of Kurds? And then go to war and kill the guy who was killing the Kurds? Those were fun days. We [...]
I came up with this while I was putting Eli down for a nap. Who knew I had a soft, poetic side? I sure didn’t. Eli’s First Poem…By Mom. Little lion legs jab jauntily eyes eat up sights seen above arms arc and find feeling floating free baby belly bounces as giggles grow mouth moves mischievously [...]
Because I have the world’s smartest husband I also have the world’s most up to date programs on my computer. Every few weeks or so all my stuff gets an update. Its great! So a little while ago Dan told me that I needed to try out Ubuntu as an operating system to see what [...]
A recent scientific poll just released posses some pretty incredible findings. Crusaders like Jenny Macarthy and the Rainbow Water Lady have worked to tirelessly expose government conspiracies to poison our children and add harmful chemicals to our water supply. Now scientists have found actual evidence that links vaccinating your children to later problems with brain [...]
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I was driving in my…ahem…new car (its a relevant detail…no really…it is) yesterday. As I was flipping around the previous owners radio pre-sets I came across a hip hop station. I thought I’d give it a listen and boy! Am I sure glad I did. I listened to a song with the best lyrics i’ve [...]
Well! We have a baby. Yup. Perdy cool. But lets get down to brass tacks shall we? We’ve got to get this kid going,. His life is already…at least .0004% over and he still doesn’t know whether he wants to be a Princeton man or a Harvard…fairy (he might be gay…hasn’t made a move on [...]
I was going through all my old sent texts yesterday trying to clean out some room on my cell. I came across some texts I had sent that made me laugh really hard because I couldn’t remember the context for them, and on their own they sounded pretty hilarious. I thought, if I laughed, maybe [...]
In a shiny box you came, all steeped with Christmas joy Upon unveiling tinseled wrap, I felt like a school boy (you find something that rhymes with joy…) OS X was your…os…and adjusting I had to do to learn to use your shortcuts, and how to access youtube (does not rhyme) Your keyboard is all [...]
Ten days ago Dan and I ushered in an event that has forever changed us. The words “Labor and delivery” had a vague and rather detached significance in my life before I walked through those sliding glass doors at Timpanogos Regional Medical Center. When I left, they meant so much more. At 6am on November [...]