Police Beat O the Day

This one was too good to pass up today. See if you notice the same glaring logical fallacy that I did.

“BYU Math Teaching Assistants called BYU police to report a male student who had repeatedly threatened them. The student said he would pull out a female TA’s hair with duct tape and would stab another TA’s foot with a thumb drive to infect him with a deadly virus. BYU police are questioning the individual.”

“Stab his foot with a thumb drive”???? That’s good stuff.

2 Responses to “Police Beat O the Day”

  1. Mel Says:

    The ironing is delicious . . . .

  2. Adam Says:

    I wonder what questions the BYU police asked the individual. “What virus did you intend to inject? Does the FBI know that you have this virus? Why the foot?”

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