I have a long running policy about posting personal randomness. I don’t want “The Duck” to turn into my own internet diary. In short, I don’t want to be the cause of endless dollars in therapy bills and crying in the fetal position. But indulge me for a moment while I relate a personal tale of woe,

Last night, while preparing the next day’s eatables, I dropped a 10 pound crock pot on my big right toe. Needless to say, I handled it with composure and dignity. I didn’t even yell the f— word.

So after the first ten minutes of screaming and yelling and writhing and I apparently went into shock and don’t remember much. Dan took me to the ER and they did a bunch of x-rays. Long story short, no broken bones, just a bruised toe.

So…my question for myself is this…if I go into shock over a stubbed toe….how am I going to handle future medical conundrums….like pregnancy…or getting a sliver…and like and such as? What a wimp I am.

That is all for now.

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