Ok. Its been really serious around here lately. City Council blow-outs, scary movies, Sean Penn. I think its time for pure frivolity. But Nancy Pelosi was unavailable. So I’ll do my best alone.

Have you ever wondered why fighting The Man is a good thing, but so is being The Man? If you’re The Man, your cool. If you’re fighting The Man, you’re cool. So who is this ‘Man’? I say, he’s a dual-personalitied robot who feels neither hate nor love. I think a movie about this mysterious Man would be most interesting. On one side, The Man would be a doush bag in a suit. On the other side, a guy with a can of Axe Body Spray.

The movie would be called “Man Versus Man”. We could work midgets and weasles into the mix. I think its going to be a major motion picture. Huzaah!

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