Just a thought…have you ever wondered why ducks fly south for the winter? Well, after giving the matter much thought I deduced that it must be some kind of Mexican/duck conspiracy. Think about it; the little quackers that sit so idly in our ponds all summer are just spies for our “amigos” down south. They’re privy to all sorts of information.

I propose a new “Ducktriot Act” to be put inplace immediatly. We could tap the hell out of all that quacking and put monitors around every aquatic open space. Ductriot police could be assigned to watch closely the conversations happening around ponds and open waters. Speaking of water, we should definitely water-board some ducks.

That’s how I’m going to keep America safe. How about you???

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