A Breakfast of Champions

Holy cow! I just went to pour myself a bowl of delicious Rice Crispies and guess what? A friggin Nobel Peace Price came plopping out of the box! Ca CHUNCK! What do you know…I guess they’re just giving these things away like candy nowadays.

The crazy thing is the back of the box said if I save up three nobelies that I can send away for a free replica model of Guantanamo! I could have a small scale version of one of the most controversial prisons of my very own! What a great day for me. What a great day for America.

One Response to “A Breakfast of Champions”

  1. EchoSchmecko Says:

    Ha, it’s like the little orphan annie decoder ring, though, isn’t it? It sounds so awesome, and so cool, and so important, but when you finally get it, you’re just really embarrassed….effin’ ovaltine.

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