So…I woke up this morning to find I’d written a new blog post sometime during the night. I have no recollection of writing this post…nor so I remember even turning on my computer.

I think we need to enable a type of software for computers like they’ve designed for drunk drivers to use before getting in a car. You’d have to pass a series of coherency tests before the machine would boot up. Many of my life’s woes would be fixed if I wasn’t allowed near anything that plugged in after, say, 11:oopm.

I remember once in high school I was at a sleep over with a bunch of friends. I found out the next morning that around midnight I had stumbled upstairs from the basement where I was sleeping, grabbed my car keys off the counter and mumbled something like “you guys are all bastards. I’m going home”. Apparently they all followed me outside, where I stumbled around in circles for a few minutes crying, and then fell down on the grass and went to sleep.

So, as you can see, if I can’t even remember where I parked my car after midnight, I should not be allowed near a computer with the capacity to reach hundreds (alright, on my blog I’ll be honest and say 3) readers. Someone want to design my anti-Roby-crazy-post eleven-software? I’ll give you a dollar.

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