Livers: Did Steve Jobs Buy His Off?
All right Mr. Jobs. I’m on to you. Don’t try to “front”, as the kids say. I know you bought off those doctors and landed yourself on the top of the liver-getting list. How do I know? Because I can smell a rat.
First, you introduce us to the iPod. Clever. “Oh, the world needs more music! It needs more readily accessible media.” Yeah. It was all a set up to get your name out there. You knew someday you would need this liver. But the iPod wasn’t enough.
Next came the Mac Book. Sleek, shiny, and covered with the hokey plea of “buy me so I can get a liver someday!”. I didn’t fall for it. Many did. But not me.
Your last ditch effort was the iPhone. That thing has Liver written all over it….if you download the “liver-written-all-over-me” app. You designed this little piece of machinery-do0 to make more money and impress more doctors.
And now, how convenient. The day has arrived. And there you sit, Mr. Jobs, with your shiny new liver and that smug smile on your face. But I know the truth. Its a set up. You’ll do it again, with a heart, a kidney, a BRAIN! Until you are no more Steve Jobs than I am. And you will rule the world with your transplanted fist.
The future looks grim.