We’ve come a long way since the days of sexism and discrimination. It used to be that women were viewed as mere objects…no brains or substance. But America has moved past that. Now women sit on the Supreme Court, run for president, and discuss the news on prime time TV. And further more–oh wait–I just found something. Scratch all that last stuff. I just drove past a “Hooters”.

Its all about taste

I’ve heard it argued that this fine eating establishment is “all about the food”. Ok, I can buy that. But if its all about the food…why does their website feature busty women modeling this years “swim suit” edition menu? Ah, I get it. Good food=naked. We should apply this principle at all restaurants. Like Chilis. Fat middle aged waiter comes to the table…in the nude…patrons pass out, waiter eats left over fries. Good plan.

Is it reversible?

What about a version of Hooters for women? Here’s how it would work: Instead of a waiter sitting the patrons, he just stands at the door while they cry, telling him that he “should know where we want to sit by now you insensitive clod”. Instead of taking orders for food, the waiter sits next to the female customer while she goes on about the chick in the next booth who gave her a funny look on the way in. He automatically knows to bring them all salads and water…maybe some Diet Coke…and then at the end he spends five minutes telling them they don’t look fat after all that food.

I see this being a good solution to the injustice of Hooters marketing. Because really….are the wings THAT good?

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