I was going through all my old sent texts yesterday trying to clean out some room on my cell. I came across some texts I had sent that made me laugh really hard because I couldn’t remember the context for them, and on their own they sounded pretty hilarious. I thought, if I laughed, maybe you would too. So, here are some disembodied “sent messages” that came from my cell phone over the last year.

“Eye of the Tiger!”.

“I love you! Indi ate my toast so I put her in the bathroom,”

“We has new bunny!”

“Is this going to be a 20 minute battlecon poop?”

“Good luck little pin cushion!”

“Can you get bill and teds?”

“Dear twitter-@ the pizza place with Dan. It rockzords.”

“Remember; C’s get degrees!”

“Walmart is shitacular.”

“Many sorrys about your bathroom…I couldn’t find a plunger anywhere”

“Pray 4 very stressed wife”

“Drinking orange goo at hospital. yum.”

“I can haz fries?”

“Old Navy has leedle bear suit on sale for 15. can I pleeeze?”

“Why is everyone standing outside?”

“Go tit.” (typo i think…)

“The birds the birds!”

“All clothes are back on?”

“Any word from the city weinies?”

“I’m just resting on the couch listening to NASCAR.”

“Really? There’s pizza? Damn, I should have come.”

“Circumsiscm sux. I think I’m going to die.”

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